1) My mother taught me “GENETICS”

Mom: You are just like your father

2) My mother taught me “CLEANLINESS”

Mom: 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (This is five million trillion trillion or 5 x 10 to the 30th power) numbers of bacteria are alive on earth today. You are increasing their population by been unhygienic

3) My mother taught me “PATIENCE”

Mom: Will you  complete my P.hd thesis in next 2 months.

4) My mother taught me “STAMINA”

Mom: Your office wear looks little dull; don’t put cloths in washing machine. Wash those bear hands.

5) My mother taught me to “ENVY”

Mom: There are millions of children less fortunate than you……. They don’t even get what you have got, so be thankful

6) My mother taught me “LOGIC”

Mom: Because I said so

7) My mother taught me “WISDOM

Mom: You will not understand now, probably at my age…..(so my wisdom is delayed)

8) My mother taught me about “BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION”

Mom: Forget about moon you will not touch even the last door of our house with this behavior of yours.

9) My mother taught me importance of “MONEY”

Mom: why r v ordering everything for dinner, just order Panner Burji & I will do rotis at home.Why waste money

10) My mother taught me to how to  “RE-CHECK”

Me:What is it mom, I was in a meeting you called up 10 times?

Mom: I thought you were disconnecting the phone, so wanted to re-check.

11) My mother taught me to how to “WORRY”

Mom:  Have you moved out of the building? Wanted to confirm, have a safe drive.

Me: Mom it’s been only a 1 mins after I waved you good-bye and I told you I am driving.

12) My mother taught me “FORSIGHT”

Mom: Did u had your lunch?

Me: even before answering

Mom (again): I knew your meeting might have prolonged

Me: I have an upset stomach

13) My mother taught me to “ADJUST”

Mom: Your 4th cousin wants to come to Bombay.

Me: Ya mom, I know that but she doesn’t have reservation

Mom:She is very excited to see Bombay, you can share your birth with her.(The journey is 10 night hours)

14) My mother taught me about “ANTICIPATION”

Mom: Just wait till we get home

15) My mother taught me about “ROOTS”

Where would you come from if they werent there?